Alan the Midget!
December 3rd, 2007 by admin
This past weekend was the JTV Broadcaster awards and if you missed it you really did not miss much. The big thing that I noticed during the whole thing was how short Alan (Dealer) is. Watching him on his channel he looked to be about 5”10 maybe, most of the time the camera was only on him and not anyone else so we figured he was an average sized guy. Well at the JTV awards we saw just how big he is, about 4”8! Check out the video below, no wonder this guy never gets laid…
Alan is like 5′6″, a little shorter than average but not bad…Anyone who stands next to Phil looks really short, since he is massive.
Any time you make fun of someone for something they can’t control, it’s not funny.
I think it’s damn funny.
My God the 4th graders at the local Elementary school are bigger and have more muscle mass than dealer.
Yeah plus they don’t have a mickey mouse tattoo; so automatically they are much cooler!
hahahahaha oh my fuckin’ god!!!
Yes, keep in mind that Phil is 6′4″
he reminds me of Barney Rubble from the flintstones
maybe everyone else is just freakishly tall? iono haha
Well, it does appear that he isn’t actually right next to Phil either, but rather behind him. So, Phil is closer to the camera, and would appear bigger than if he was further away from the camera. And Dealer made a comment when he put on the jacket that the arms were huge. Either Dealer makes this comment all the time, or doesn’t, because it happens all the time, or the arms were huge.
And sure, he doesn’t stand next to people on his feed, but he does use normal everday object. And I doubt he’s living in a miniture house with devices designed specially for Alan’s height.
I’ve seen him sawing the legs of of funiture on his channel a couple of times. Now I know why.
You guys remind me when I was in kindergarden. How the bullies laughed at the kids in the sandbox. How old are you people, 10 years old?
wow.